What’s a stimulant anyway? Get it in your chocolate or through the typical means and enjoy the placebo before you hit a wall with nothing but a staircase on which to proceed.Mark brings

As the death knells of Skype peal across the internet, your hosts determine how to honor the occasion. Also, Grant watches YouTube with rapidity.Grant brings Wallace the Br...

Teeth were yanked, podcasts were ingested, and overall it wasn’t that bad.Mark brings False Knees. He fails to convince Grant that dedicated popcorn pop-ups in grocery stores ...

There’s quite a spread to display, and Grant got too thick a cut. Who has room for all these boxes, and do they even matter?Grant brings Pearls Before Swine. Please, wh...

A computer peripheral is on hiatus, and Grant also has some hand problems. Your hosts interrogate various analogies for body-related phrases.Mark brings Sticky Comics. We’r...

Strap on an oversized pair of skates and glide down the metaphorical podcast ice as you take in the ramblings of two hosts who have some tissue issues.Grant brings Calvin and...

Computer monitors can get haunted, and Grant has a stationery dilemma. Your hosts interrogate what makes homework legible and reasonable.Mark brings Moderately Confused

Mark is excited about a mid-morning errand. Grant suggests some new foodstuffs.Grant brings Wallace the Brave. Teenage suburban tropes are of suspicious reality.

Grant has some leaky pipes if you know what I mean. Mark has a strange run-in with the proprietor of some puzzles.Mark brings Unstrange Phenomena. There are ...

Mark purchased two adult objects that are extremely not salacious. This isn’t that kind of show. Grant finds a bad expensive product.Grant brings Cheer Up, Emo Kid. A fl...

This episode is where the rubber meets the road. We’ve got more life hacks than you can shake a soil-laden banana at.Mark brings Lucky Cow. Your hosts quickly read up on the lat...

Grant’s a big gas boy, at least until something better comes along. Mark is optimistic about the present and future of cooking technology.Grant brings Amanda the Great. ...

Mark had a chance to experience and observe what Grant believes never really happens. At least, not for your social butterfly hosts.Mark brings Home Free. This podcast is big in...

Water, water, everywhere, and not a drop for hands. But there is plenty to go around if you’re interested in having uncomfortable pants after a long walk.Grant brings ...

Ah, yes. Another dumb toy. But don’t let your ears fool you because your next music theory class has that covered. It’s not always wise to listen to your elders.Mark brings

Mark is officially a real adult. Grant has a great hack for all you folks stuck hanging out in phone trees.Grant brings Wallace the Brave. Mark guesses correctly and am...

Happy Thanksgiving! Join Mark and Grant, the latter of whom is highly suspicious and critical of a certain cultural holiday foodstuff in certain situations.Mark brings My D...

There’s a loose thread on some threads that your hosts have to handle. Amazon’s recommendation algorithm is pretty wacky.Grant brings Calvin and Hobbes. After a brief jou...

Mark attempts to hedge his statements, which, in hindsight, he did poorly. But the real moral is that he performed his civic duty and has constructive feedback for the city of New Haven. Grant has generally had a good experience.Mark br...

Hidden among the inane and casual talk of footwear is an important PSA for all the elderly folks in your life. Tread with care.Grant brings Phoebe and Her Unicorn....

Do you hear that… that..? Let’s spruce up this joint; maybe do some light construction while we’re at it. Your home improvement experts are here to help.Mark brings Pickles. Gran...

Extra! Extra! There’s a new entrant in the portable home heating market, and Grant has some strong feelings on their marketing terminology.Grant brings Amanda the Great....

Mark has issues with the design arm of his new state’s Department of Motor Vehicles. Grant is happy to join the pile-on. A secret second item is duly forgotten.Mark brings Sa...

A mystery is solved, storage is assigned, and your hosts may or may not have physical actualizations of youthful accomplishments.Grant brings Foolish Mortals. Be wary of ...

Fire up that burner and get the rice in the kettle! Or… wait. Maybe just eyeball that splash of water and wait twenty minutes for the first comic.Mark brings Junk Drawer. It ...